Part 2. Different kinds of Nigerian wives

Urhobo wife
PLUS
1   Always loyal/faithful(cheating is outright abomination)
2   very hardworking and self reliant
3.  Very F…… your brains out.(even when you are quarreling)
4.  Very good cook(banga soup,owo,peppersoup,sea food specials
5   Can persevere even in poverty conditions
6   Accommodating if a second wife shows up
7   She's used to her working while you get high at home.
8   Would lay down their life for their children and is very respectful to her in-laws
9.  If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.

MINUS
1   Arguementative
2   Stubborn
3   Alcoholic tendencies
4   A high  level of gra- gra
5   Very very very vocal
6.  Very smart and hardened( can never see her in tears)
7   She'll short your booze ration
8   She respects you with serious warning.
9   Very sharp and wise to take action

YORUBA WIFE
Plus
1.      Very respectful to husband
2.      Very respectful to in-laws
3.      Most times educated
4.      Yielding and submissive
5.      Likes sex.
Minus
1.      Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you and after you.
2.      Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office.
3.      Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids
4.      Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything.
5.      May jazz you up.
6.      Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala.
7.      Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years of age.
8.      If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a peck.
IBO WIFE
Plus
1.      Loyal to her husband
2.      Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices.
3.      Is very clean.
4.      Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their head or even fight while the husband watches.
5.      Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance of remarrying after kids.
Minus
1.      Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
2.      After breaking the neighbours' head will one day break yours.
3.      Only regards you as a man if you have money.
4.      Views love as spending power.
5.      May not really love you but will marry you because you are ready and her real lover isn't.
6.      Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers
7.      Does not tolerate your inlaws and disrespects them.
8.      May stop shagging you after 35.
9.      If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she will become VERY insubmissive and her family will finally remember what a useless in-law you are.
10.  When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break your head.

EDO WIFE
Plus
1.      Cannot cheat on you
2.      Can also cook good food.
3.      Looks after kids and you.
4.      Very respectful
5.      Most times well endowed.
6.      Very thrifty
7.      Always has one brother or sister in europe to bail you out in hard times.
8.      Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or dead.
9.      If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she remains loyal but after building 10 houses you have no idea about.
Minus
1.      May have signed your death day the day you were married.
2.      You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her.
3.      Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady.
4.      Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still staying in a room and parlour without you knowing.
5.      May have done runs before you got married.
6.      Always calculating how to send your children abroad for ANY kind of job

HAUSA WIFE
Plus
1.      Everything good.
Minus
1.      If you are not a muslim, no chance.
2.      You may eventually have to show her were the promised land is.
3.      Even when you do, it must be in the dark.

EFIK WIFE
Plus
1.      She will load you with so much good food that every other thing is poison
2.      She will also f.... your brains out.
3.      Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you misbehave.
4.      Very clean.
Minus
1.      She will f.... your brains out finally.
2.      She will either be very slim, have an extremely large arse or be very short.
3.      You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest hair.
4.      Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and feeding will keep you coming back for more.

URHOBO WIFE
Plus
1.      If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.
2.      She does anything to take care of her kids.
3.      Loyal and respectful.
4.      Cannot cheat on you
5.      Can also cook good food.
6.      Tolerates in-laws

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