Igbo Guys Are The Real Demons - Girl Laments

For a while now, the hashtag #YorubaGuys has been trending on twitter. This hashtag carries all the presumed bad habits of Yoruba boys, especially in a relationship.
In fact, they have been tagged ‘Yoruba demons’ in the dating game, with many girls narrating their ugly experience with them. However, the table turned yesterday, when a twitter user came out to assert otherwise. According to her, Igbo guys are worse than ‘Yoruba demons’ when it comes to disappointments in a relationship.

In 34 tweets, @maryannivy narrated how her relationship with an Igbo guy, simply named Obiora, left her feeling bad. Red the tweets below:

    I want to tell a story of my encounter with an igbo demon. The truth is igbo guys are the real demons.. they’re just on a low key.
  — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    1) I met Obiora at UI gate on a very sunny wednesday morning. I had just come from the ATM and was walking to my dept. No change for cab
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    2) He stopped to give me a ride. I entered immediately whispering Thank God under my breath. The sun was killing a sister.
  — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    3) Obiora is goodlooking. Fine eyes, soft spoken, nice hands. We exchanged numbers. I planned to call. I couldn’t wait to see him again.
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    8) After the movie he asked me to be his GF and I said yes. After kissing him of course. The kiss always decides a couple’s compatibility.
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    9)Looking back I see it was doomed to fail from the start. Here was a person I agreed to date after a day. I didn’t even know this guy.

    — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    10) Anyway it was a whirlwind relationship just like in those Harlequin romance novels where actions of a life time happen in a day.
— Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    12) He was serious too. He always told me he loved me. He introduced to all his friends as the one. He was talking marriage and kids.

    — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    14) Telling myself I didn’t need to get a MFA in acting.’Must I even act sef. I could just get a normal job.’ I found myself thinking.
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    15)I was changing my life plans for a guy I had known for two weeks. It was that strong. I cut off all other guys. I stopped flirting..
— Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    16) I was determined to make Obiora and I work.
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    19) Anyway, three weeks later, Obiora went to Lagos. He had finished writing his masters exam. He had to go back to work.
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    20) Our relationship became telephone conversations and texts. He begged me to come spend the weekend with him and I planned to do just that
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    21) All of a sudden, his calls stopped coming. I started doing calling. He kept saying he was busy. I chilled for a while and he didn’t call
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    22)for two weeks. I thought maybe something had happened, maybe he was dead. I called one night and he picked up the call. I was speechless
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    23) He called back the next day and apologised. Saying he was busy, work is killing him. He loves me. He misses me. I forgave him.
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    25) For those past two weeks, I was heart broken. I couldn’t get why he just stopped calling and for him to give ‘I was busy’ as his excuse?
  — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    27) I was so pissed. He left me hanging for two weeks and still expected a relationship. How arrogant can a guy be?
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    28) The straw that broke the camel’s back was when he came to Ibadan to write an exam and he didn’t come to see me. He said no fuel.
  — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    31) I called 2days later “so aint we going to see?” And he said “its you now. You’re the one who’s busy.” I deleted his no immediately.
  — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

    34) So ladies and gentlemen. If you think Yoruba guys are demons, Igbo guys are the devil himself.
 — Desire (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

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